Rewards

I don’t know about you, but when I categorise people I sort them into two types: “Givers – positive people” and “Takers – negative people”. Colour, gender or social status don’t interest me.

One of my special friends is a lady is going through a very difficult time emotionally and financially. As well as her children and family pets, she provides shelter, food and love for a number of abandoned and abused dogs which she is fostering. Being a Giver, she copes by simply taking on more work than one person should be able to manage, and continues providing the love and care that is asked of her by those around her. Although she would deny it, she is a very remarkable person, not only stunning to look at, but with the most outstanding bosoms this side of Dolly Parton, and if she reads this, she’ll recognise herself.

Joanna, this rose is just for you

As well as her spirit, I love her sense of humour. Today, she sends me a lesson in female multiplication:

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.’

So – if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

One last thing: if you have room in your heart and hearth for two elderly Spanish greyhounds, currently fostered by Joanna, they may just be prepared to surrender their place on her sofa to come and fill your life with love and joy. Leave a comment if you would like more information about Sancho and Quixote.