Still portraying himself as the victim of a sting, rather that somebody who employed five “ladies who please” to assist in his strange fantasies, the righteously indignant FIA President has hired a firm of private detectives to investigate who was responsible for lifting the dustbin lid on his “eccentric” games. A finger has already been pointed at Ron Dennis (surprise, surprise, I wondered how long it would be!), but what if it turns out to be someone closer to home? 
Just like the failed attempt to gag the NOTW and block the accessing of the video from France, it seems to be a case of closing the stable door long after the horse had bolted, trampled the flowers and knocked over the vicar.
What was Max thinking when he went to keep the appointment in the basement dungeon - that he was going to talk to the local branch of the WI about road safety and the reasons for banning traction control from F1?
As well as not being in Bahrain and Spain, I didn’t hear any mention of him being in Turkey, too, but he has promised to be at the Monaco GP, an event that will be eagerly awaited by many F1 fans.
Now, why have the FIA appointed an “independent” expert to decide whether or not Mr Mosley’s basement antics had a Nazi theme? First of all, does it mean an expert on Nazi-themed sado-masochism? Surely not. Secondly, the FIA’s press release said, of the expert’s opinion, that “should the FIA Extraordinary General Assembly so decide, this opinion will be available to the member clubs of the FIA on 3 June (the date when the 222 members of the FIA will vote for or against Mosley remaining in his role as President).” So does this mean that the opinion may not ever be seen by the members????
Another question that comes to mind is why the club members should need the opinion of an eminent QC to decide whether the President’s rumpy-pumpy-spanky-hanky-panky behaviour was Nazi-themed. Do they not have eyes? Ears? Are they simple-minded? Surely they could draw their own conclusions by watching the video?
It seems very odd to me, but maybe I’m missing the point.
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