This week Motorsport South Africa joined in the call for Mr Mosley to resign following his starring role in a splendid 5-hour orgy with five hookers, which culminated in a nice cup of tea.

Mark Webber is the first F1 driver to have the balls to openly say that Mr Mosley has brought the sport into disrepute - an offence for which Max is usually eager to apply the most draconian punishment. However, he refuses to see that his private “eccentricities” - as he so coyly describes his sado-masochistic proclivities - have no adverse reflection on his position as the President of the world’s most prestigious motoring organisation.

But surely, Mr Mosley, it’s all about image? The Spirit of Ecstasy sits on the bonnet of the Rolls Royce. A prancing black horse decorates the Ferrari. Would a Barbie doll make an acceptable substitute, or a rocking horse? They wouldn’t be taken seriously.

To avoid the possibility of embarrassing the King of Spain, Mr Mosley will not be attending the forthcoming Grand Prix in Barcelona. Instead he will go to Jordan, whose King has also let it be known that he does not wish to meet Mr Mosley.

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