The News of the World features a front-page spread regarding the apparent antics of Max Mosley. They claim he indulged in a five-hour orgy of sex and sado-masochism involving five ladies, sore bottoms, and some Nazi costumes. Here’s the sordid article: Max Mosley in Nazi orgy.

I find it very difficult to believe for a moment that this muppet’s arrogant, holier-than-thou, nose-in-the-air facade could conceal such deviant and stomach-turning proclivities. I wait with interest to see him prosecute The News of the World. Which he surely will and must do to clear his noble name

Unless of course the tapes are genuine.